jazzman7's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mastermind 4]

you ARE...the # 1 GUY-SMAS!!

[Waffle X: Episode Two]

forgettable? i think not

I'm rating this failry high, because this flash has a bit of a unique story behind it, in that, you designed it half out of passion, and half for an animation course, and then after that course requirement was met you continued, and continued quite well. furthermore, this flash and it's predecessor stuck in my head for quite a while actually, and i find myself returning to it from time to time, because i enjoy the humor and the blatant parallel with dbz and fooly cooly and the like. the voice acting IS slightly flawed, mostly due to the inconsistent sound and tone of dialogue at times, which is a simple matter of mike testing and experimentation i guess. only a few times do i feel the actual tone of a character is limited and could have had more feeling in it. but actually i really ENJOY bob havar, and the heavy british stylings of waffle x. continue please, your talents are obvious.

[Cornflakes Of Agony]

most good

i liked....please include more low-grade retro sound effects in your next success

[Ryu: Then and Now]

this is nuts...

like, i feel you're testing the parameters of flash structure. how short, and brief can you start off a joke that seems to pull you in for something longer? and how best to deliver the surprise cut-off? i dont know much about the flash production process, but i'd say when people see full color, smooth animation, synced voices and detailed work (sad face), it appears to be more then a quick line drawing animation to them. at this point, the flash is mildly funny, but then the actual reflection on how quick it went, and the actual production of the flash itself hits the viewer, and it's THAT which gets the "hard" laugh.

lastly, i enjoyed the reference to cheesy scenes that show a picture of the person who owns it, framed...with them just celebrating or cheering arbitrarily. hard laugh.

[The Year of the Cat]

ur missin the point

who cares about Aqua Teen, it's harldly about that. it's a passing blow at best, if one at all, but seriously i cant get over how utterly baffled i am after every cartoon from you guys i watch, it's great, i always laugh at the absurdity, the characters, the voices, and the thick sarcasm that permeates the whole thing, some people might consider this shit when they dont get into it, but i see it as pure entertainment. as always i usually think of some of ur greatest flashes that u've made over the years, so i knocked a star, plus i am so confused as always after watching...keep em comin

[Rick Mann vs Boss Man]

series?

but of course the mega man env't and menus were needed, and while i'm sure a lot of people might suggest this tho it might work and might not, i REALLY think u could do more of these successfully; great over the top office humor tho...video games are an inspiration wellspring and just keep on thinking and making, this was great

[Mr. Literal]

dear god

hahaha- oh my god i'm still chuckling at how totally STUPID that was ...like u know whats coming as soon as he says "let's" its so cheap on a number of levels...but you find yourself laughing at it regardless and it all comes down to the role reversal and the absurd context of that violence....and most importantly its the shiny happy faces in those split second credits that carry you through....plus ur faces are just getting better - bravo

[The Pigpen]

superb

at last an all too present side of humanity has been played out via the engine of flash animated pigs...i knew it would happen one day, if i believed....no but great animation...great style and exaggeration, which for me culminated in that wirey guy's stomach flooding the room despite his emaciated appearance...too funny, keep it goin

[Bad Cop, No Donut]

a 9 for shortness

so great...oh and the voice at the end when the donut sign gets X-ed...ha too funny...almost Homer Simpson in quality...great style, who cares, a new style is open for all to enjoy and interpret regardless of who is first with it in my opinion...so ur lack of 10 is only cause i think it can be short, but not THAT short...so a lil longer and its perfect....man, just great abbreviation in the quick scenes that take place with a great chorus...and a concept that rings too true...stupid pigs-use the badge for real problems, right?

[the Last of the Dashkin]

i wont say much

cause it wouldnt be enough anyways, exquisite...keep making, your ability is always growing