jazzman7's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Pokemon Hunter]

jaw dropping

wish i could give a 9.5 cause the only thing i didnt like was how i wanted something more...maybe it was some slight sound fx...or maybe it was just that i wanted something longer...but man was this amazing, what a style! and so many great perspectives and innovative effects like the hp bars keep em coming dude

[Jackie]

sigh

this is good asa flash...worthy of ten or higher...nice parallel to the original...but the theme holds true...and while i DO give a 10 and my compliments regarding what i also believe is a very realistic and insightful view on life, i am also depressed deeply beyond its dark ending alone....i realize that life is much closer to if not worse than the representation here...and the afterlife is also probably nothing short of old testament as well....when i realize that flashes like this are made in response to how things really, are it just makes me despise Existance even more...if only It was all different

[wonder boy]

my sentiments exactly

and seriously..what's with all this clock and lock stuff...i mean its just a keyhole...or a clock..on random objects and fruit...yet somehow its this internet sensation...er maybe just a newgrounds phenomena...and the clocks and locks are eyes...???...and have digital voices...and how do these clock freaks even set a mood...like when they cry...how can i believe its sadness...its a fruit with a clock eye...the only means of expression are from that shoddy eye...yet they're used in music videos and a ton of other stuff...they're like this artistic flop..that everyone's kind of just rolling with because they dont know what it is about them..mayb they once had an inkling of originality...in design ONLY...but still...its such a strange and abstract hybrid of items....that in the end doesnt really mean anything...even comically...even like..whoa i'm crazy so look at this out of this world creation i made....kind of this fluke...of..a botched attempt towards originality and creativity...i mean you have skill i saw some of your other stuff...maybe someday someone can put me in my place with the GENIUS of these creations

[Zelda Heroic Rage 3]

dont listen to self proclaimed zelda fans

let me tell you...i have watched these titles time and time again...i cant wait for the ninth one to tell you the truth....i watch them...because even though anatomy may be slightly off...for some who have taken courses....like myself...it may be way off...but..we are not grading your anatomy..so it is slightly off...the point is...whether you take art courses or a professor or da vinci for anyone knows...it makes no difference...your use of classic elements..and your own interpretation of the series...and it is original in many regards is good....what i was getting at with the art is that i cant tell when someone tries hard...you were really thinking of those combat moves...and why do i know this guy tries hard...cuz if you watched the series you'd notice they improve graphically and stylistically...not only that but its so ridiculously intense its hilarious...these make me laugh all the time....especially this one with the rage music...i always imagine when ever it says ganon onscreen when he is contemplating his rage....i imagine the voice in the background screams that..its great....this is the way this guy envisions the zelda series...listen to me and not the supposed ultimate fan of the series...cause that is such a pathetic title to give yourself...especially if your gonna argue with others about it...this kid made a cool flash...it isnt the best....those are hard to find...but he improves...he has passion in it...look at his other movies sometime...since when does everything pertaining to zelda have to be affiliated with the official thing...its called canon people and flashes ignore the shit out of it...i wouldnt have it any other way...see ultimate zelda fans....who arent really ultimate so much as anal...are gonna grade you on the length of link's hat and the shape of his nostrils...stupid...stupid...s tupid...your graphics arent on the sistine chapel but they are your best...the style is unique..the whole hard-core thing...the sound is classic zelda and on cue....the violence is a on par with movies from the early 90's...and the fight scene in anchorman...interactivity actually exists...humor for me personally is up there but its serious so i wont give you a ten like i want...and overrall your movies are great so eight it is....and as for the guy below me with his nay saying...and love affair with link...just imagine he's boiling alive...and begging you to give him a hand....now dont you help him

[Sonic X CC Trailer]

hey buddy...dont listen to that kevinski guy

but kudos for no author comments....takin it like a champ...or mayb u jsut never saw it...its tens all the way down til u get to kevinski's shameful one...while i dont criticize his opinion of liking sonic or not...i do criticize his incomprehension of hard and quality work...the graphics are right on the mark to sonic x....save a couple of things here and ther like that open hand blast...but seriously who is a professional animator here..a select few...anyways besides the point...the lighting...classic anime physics....ridiculous definition of fore,mid and background....this is the kind of stuff flash is capable of at its limits...oh sure we rnt looking at the next fe...ature film here...but the lights..the line...and the synchronization with music and graphics that makes a trailer...nice intro...nice ending..there u go....simple as that start to finish...now sonic isnt my day to day fix or anything...but i appreciate its evolution and the bit of sonic x i've seen...looks like u've got the write story int he making and the intensity is givin me dbz vibes...regardless of all the praise...kevinski...put practically zeros and sub 5 numbers for the rating...dismissing not simply sonic...which is opinionated so not relevant...but ur graphics which r accurate...and carefully drawn...ur sound which doesnt need to b present (it was a music video basically) as an artist...i simply see a lot of great elements here...flash is tough to use...and anything quality deserves more credit than i think some people warrant...in all liklihood kevinski hasnt see anything the rest of us hasnt...so i dont know where he's pulling these masterpieces to compare u too...and if u rnt up to par with those masterpieces...oh well...dismissing it as nonsense...well...its certaintly insignificant enough to ignore...cant wait for this thing...

[Throwback the Duck Ep. 0]

keep on goin

a new artist huh...well u've certaintly made ur mark..at least to this guy....u've got anice animation...that exploits detail but not too much..basically cool style....i cant find beef with the voice acting...i dunno as long as its not godzilla or anything....with the mouth saying some ungodly japanese script..and the voice saying hello...then i'm cool...some people will try to help u out so they'll point that stuff out...its cool...it could b more percise....u can never b too good i guess...regardless...i can see this having its own series page..like the toad's rage or the pico page....if u make enough...people like some regularity with ur releases so jsut dont take two years to make the next one....i can see a lot of openings for alot of behind the scenes nintendo humor......and i can also see rtil ripping into u for using game icons...but..u gotta keep pushin through negative reviews...hell if i could animate flash...i'd b happy with one ten...and ur gonna have pages...so good luck

[Wade, I'm Coming Home]

it was a good flash

and i've seen all ur work i could find...ur a great flash artist..but..one thing i've always wondered..i havent been around newgrounds enough...or simply not long enough...to truly understand this wade/starsyndicate business...i've tried going to roymaster...as i saw for a moment in this movie..and digging up something that could explain the story...but i cant really figure out what happend...there r plenty of spinoffs of star syndicate's remnants...but well...if u...in an author's response...or perhaps another ng member could explain in their next review that lil story i'd appreciate it...great flash though...

[Big Mistake]

u've got a future

hey man dont listen to fucked up reviews like....uh demongirl...or sacked...they rnt capable of helping u improve urself...which at this level of flash is better left up to the big dogs....anyways...i've watched a lot of ur stuff....at least all that u've posted on ur profile,..and like the previous review said ur inspiration is obvious and...is also obviously helpful..u bring ur own style to the table by hyper driving that inspiration....u r capable of drawing incredibly in flash...both with games and movies....ur goal is also evident and i hope u succeed...for the simple fact that u ignore these horrid reviews and seem to b doing well...with ur work at least....the incredible amount and degree of violence is great...it cracks me up...there u have it....humor...and a knack for the exaggerated expression...done best of course by ren and stimpy's artist....aside from my opinion....as one artist to another..i have not toggled with flash enough....but i realize a fluid animation is difficult unless it has become second nature with a true veteran of flash....keep on refining...keep on doin this....and ignore the comments of those...who have seen a handful of intense..detailed...orchestrated flashes..and deem all other forms of flash as shit...or rubbish....just remember that with all these reviews comes the tagline that one shouldnt be an asshole...aka "NEVER MAKE THIS SHIT AGAIN"....yeah that's not completely void of helpful advice...or depressing in any way....demongirl....yeah..what's in a name...looks like a lot good job ryan